Twitter can be a cesspool but most of the time it’s an escape from the harsh world where you can LOL at memes, banter with strangers, and connect with just about anyone with a username. @OverheardinMLA is an account that compiles the wittiest (and sometimes the most honest) overheard conversations at different locations in Manila.
Here are just a few of the funniest ones we could find.
Not everything is the fault of Mercury retrograde
"Sinisisi niya sa retrograde yung malas niya, eh matagal na siyang malas."
Overheard In Cubao
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) September 1, 2017
When you know you have to check yourself before you wreck yourself
"Umuwi na tayo, lumalabas na yung true nature ko."
Overheard At Future
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) September 15, 2017
You can like someone despite their music preference, after all
"When I kiss him, I don't want to aquire his taste in music."
Overheard At Future
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) December 16, 2017
This is true, though
"I hate meeting new people, it's so hard already to deal with the old people you know."
Overheard In Makati
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) January 24, 2018
When memories last longer than friendships
"Kelan kayo nag beach?"
"Nung friends pa kaming lahat."
Overheard In QC
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) February 20, 2018
Now here’s how you take compliments
"Ang ganda mo."
"Yeah, I was going for that."
Overheard In Cubao
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) April 28, 2018
The search continues for that one person
"Dito na lang ako sa mga nag-aappreciate sa akin."
"Saan?"
Overheard In Cubao
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) January 20, 2018
Sometimes, money just can’t buy taste
"I feel so bad for rich people when they're baduy."
Overheard In QC
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) August 24, 2017
If you want to level up on the attractiveness scale, follow this beauty sleep tip
"You're supposed to get 8 hours of sleep, 9 if you're ugly."
Overheard In Makati
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) July 8, 2017
Admit it, it’s true.
"Zesto reminds me of field trips or funerals."
Overheard At Future
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) July 1, 2017
The modern, less outdated way of saying YOLO
"I'm digging my own grave. But it's a fun grave."
Overheard At Future
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) May 16, 2017
Our pride is our Chickenjoy
"I like Jollibee, it's my form of economic nationalism."
Overheard At Future
— Overheard In Manila (@OverheardInMLA) April 13, 2017
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