Twitter will never die! At least, we hope to the high heavens it doesn’t. Because it truly is a comedic gold mine. Our favorite thing about it has to be when brands and other corporate Twitter accounts start getting cheeky and deliver some of the best comebacks out of nowhere.
Like the fact that KFC was being low-key clever and this guy was the only one to notice.
.@KFC follows 11 people.
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.
— Edge (@edgette22) October 19, 2017
Fast forward to about a month later and he got rewarded for his eagle-eyed Twitter escapade.
Dreams DO come true. #GiddyUpColonel
Thanks @kfc pic.twitter.com/a4skf7MIB4
— Edge (@edgette22) November 4, 2017
And when Arby’s tweeted Pharell during the Grammys about their iconic hat logo.
Hey @Pharrell, can we have our hat back? #GRAMMYs
— Arby's (@Arbys) January 27, 2014
Also, that time Taco Bell went on the offensive after Old Spice fired shots.
@OldSpice Is your deodorant made with really old spices?
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) July 9, 2012
And they got a little defensive on the issue of someone having a Taco Bell food baby.
@MensHumor I want a DNA test.
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) June 24, 2012
That time they pretty much jumped right into a relationship with this dude.
@aguywithnolife We can take you places you ain’t never been before.
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) April 13, 2013
Only to find less than an hour later…
@aguywithnolife Who is DiGiorno and why is she tweeting you?
— Taco Bell (@tacobell) April 13, 2013
And that time UK broadcasting companies E4 and BBC3 went toe to toe sassing each other out.
@bbcthree Or you can stare at the blank screen that is BBC3 ??
— E4 (@E4Tweets) March 27, 2016
Sadly, this tip from the London Underground to an irate passenger has been tried and tested would not fly in the Philippines.
@dan_down Leave early you will not be late next time. Hope this helps
— London Overground (@LDNOverground) April 4, 2014
Wendy’s did not miss out on this chance to show McD’s who’s boss.
Your dignity
— Wendy's (@Wendys) January 4, 2017
But the roasting does not stop there!
When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm
— Wendy's (@Wendys) November 24, 2017
And, well, ooops! They did it again. With BK, this time.
If you’re looking for a princess, you might want to let it go. Not interested in the frozen beef kingdom https://t.co/4VMYRuL2oc
— Wendy's (@Wendys) December 20, 2017
Oh, and Wendy’s definitely knows how parties can go.
Could you please pick up your friends? It has been 3 days! https://t.co/1WbJnYZqxl
— Wendy's (@Wendys) September 5, 2017
They’ve already won with their Twitter name alone, but pizza roll brand Totino’s also has this thread.
Please see meme above.
— Pete Zaroll (@totinos) December 19, 2017
They also got this meme.
When your bestie eats the last pizza roll and you're trying not to freak out but wow it is really hard because you think you know someone but then this happens and what about the pact you made to split the last pizza roll and what is life even? pic.twitter.com/I1VqUUEQiI
— Pete Zaroll (@totinos) December 14, 2017
And this pinned tweet.
Top very best ways to cook pizza rolls:
1. Oven
2. Microwave
3. Breathing on them a lot
4. Insulting them with a sick burn
5. Dragon— Pete Zaroll (@totinos) August 7, 2017
How can you just not love Twitter?
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