5 Foolproof Ways to Pick Up Girls Like a Pro

By  - 8 years ago

Master the art of wooing women with these 5 foolproof tips.

5. Act like an asshole…

Don’t let her know you’re interested. There’s nothing girls love more than a challenge.

4. … and while you’re at it, insult her a little.

Real men master the art of negging. Say something that will hurt her ego, like, “Your hair looks frizzy at night.” This will not only make her vulnerable, but will also make her completely interested in you.

3. (Only) talk about yourself.

Because of course she’d love to know what you named your first pet back in third grade.

2. Get obnoxiously drunk.

There’s nothing more attractive than a guy with unwavering confidence.

1. Stop reading lists like this.

Here’s an idea—walk up to her and just strike a conversation. If you actually considered doing everything we said in this list, then you might just be a douche. And contrary to what we said in #5, girls actually don’t have time for assholes.

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